The Extremely Weird Thing that Happened in Huggabie Falls by Adam Cece & Andrew Weldon

Author:Adam Cece & Andrew Weldon
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: The Text Publishing Company
Published: 2018-04-02T04:00:00+00:00

‘Chin,’ said Tobias.

‘Cornea,’ said Cymphany.

‘Calf muscle,’ said Kipp

‘Ummm…’ said Tobias, thinking hard for a moment. ‘Chin bone.’

‘Protest,’ shouted Cymphany, with a triumphant smile on her face. ‘Chin and chin bone are not two separate answers.’

‘They are so,’ said Tobias.

‘Are not.’

‘The chin is the whole chin area, and the chin bone is one part of the chin.’

‘As if!’ Cymphany laughed. She was using her satchel as a pillow as she lay on her back on the grass. ‘You’re treacherous, Treachery.’

‘Well, then.’ Tobias opened his mouth and pointed inside. ‘My answer is cavity.’

‘Cavity!’ Cymphany sat up. ‘Cavity is not a part of the body.’

‘It’s a part of my body,’ Tobias said. ‘The dentist said it will be till I stop eating so many Fizz Blast lollipops.’

Kipp, Tobias and Cymphany were playing their favourite waiting game, the name-a-part-of-the-body-that-starts-with-the-letter game. It was a great game for passing the time because you could easily spend a whole hour debating whether bum crack and bum crevice were two separate answers or the same thing, and time was something Kipp, Tobias and Cymphany had plenty of. They’d been hiding across the road from Felonious Dark’s office all afternoon.

‘Anything yet?’ Tobias asked Kipp, whose turn it was to keep watch to see if anyone left Felonious Dark’s office, especially if it was Felonious Dark himself.

Attention readers: I should warn you, at this point, that this is one of the longer chapters in the book. You might be thinking, so what, just let me get on with it will you? It’s only getting longer the more you jabber on about it. But I just thought I’d give you warning in case you were thinking to yourself, I’ll just finish this chapter before I go and get myself a drink, or before I go to the toilet. It might be best you go to the toilet now, and get yourself a drink and maybe even make yourself a sandwich, because having three regular meals a day is very important, and then you will be nice and relaxed and able to enjoy this chapter fully, because everyone always enjoys things more with an empty bladder and a stomach full of delicious peanut-butter-and-salt- and-vinegar-potato-chip sandwich. So if I were you I’d go right now, and I’ll put extra spaces in so you have plenty of time to get back and don’t miss anything.

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